Miss Piggy Adidacolor

For the last three weeks I have been absolutely obsessed with one pair of sneakers in my collection - I keep walking by them, removing them from their Adidas box, carefully inspecting them, and putting them back into their resting place. I have not put them on for fear of destroying any aspect of their beautiful pink silk skin. Or is it for fear of being teased? After all we are talking about a pair of baby pink satin Adidacolor Miss Piggy sneaks. They are the epitome of all that I love - pink, satin, a beloved heroine on their sides. One of the many Adidacolor releases this year, these are simply adorable and yet almost unwearable. They evoke a sense of total abandonment to childhood (I don't know about the rest of you but I love the Muppets). They remind one of a certain playfulness that is lost once adulthood is found. Do I wear them or do they remain asleep in their box?